JOB SHADOWING AXE, PAID INTERNSHIP CAREER EXPERIENCE
Submitted By:

Deckard Cain
Rating:
Power
4.2
Durability
4.2
Utility
4.2


Overall: 4.2
(5 ratings)
Submission Date:
06/18/2020
Version Number:
4.1
The Red General - Lv.120




Abilities

7
7
7
7

Runes

40
173
0
0
40
59
40
0
0
40
30
10
0
0
0
10







Build Description
AXE WILL TEACH RUBICK APPRENTICES HOW TO SUCCEED AND MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORKING FOR HOME IN THEIR SPARE TIME, JUST SETUP CREEP ABILITIES WHILE AXE PUTS EVERYTHING TO SLEEP
Gameplay Tips

WELCOME TO AXE'S JOB PLACEMENT PROGRAM FOR RUBICK APPRENTICES

WHY IS AXE THE ULTIMATE ON-THE-JOB TRAINING EXPERT? BECAUSE AXE HAS THE MOST IMPORTANT QUALITIES OF ANY PROFESSOR:

[+] HIGH HP, DECENT ARMORS, AND ACTUALLY REALLY FUCKING GOOD ATTACK POWER, WHICH HIS APPRENTICES INHERIT BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY HOW EDUCATION WORKS
[+] GREAT MOBILITY FOR HOPPING OVER BULLSHIT LIKE MOUNTAINS AND HOUSES TO FIND THE BEST CREEPS TO STUDY
[+] SUPERB NATIVE DAMAGE REDUCTION IN E AND E4 ALONG WITH ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC HEALING WITH W3
[+] CAPABLE OF OUTPUTTING SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE OF ALL THREE TYPES IN THE EVENT THAT THE APPRENTICE IS UNCOOPERATIVE OR INCOMPETENT, ALLOWING AXE TO JUST SAY "FUCK THIS" AND SOLO THE INSTANCE WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT HIS EXPENDABLE LITTLE FAGGOT ASS BITCH OF A STUDENT

WITH W1'S PREPOSTEROUS NUMBER OF DAMAGE INSTANCES PER SECOND, AXE TRIGGERS THAT GODDAMN RUBY IN HIS HELMET CONSTANTLY, TO THE POINT WHERE EVEN A CHIPPED RUBY IS PERFECTLY VIABLE IF YOU ARE A CHEAPSKATE WHO HATES GEMS. WITH ALL SURROUNDING ENEMIES PERPETUALLY LOCKED IN SLEEP CYCLES AND DYING FROM Q AND E3'S SICK DPS, AXE'S APPRENTICE HAS PLENTY OF TIME TO DICK AROUND AND STEAL THE WRONG ABILITIES UNTIL HE FINALLY DECIDES TO STEAL THE RIGHT ABILITIES. BY "RIGHT ABILITIES" I MEAN ALL THE ONES THAT SLIPFINN LIKES TO GET, SUCH AS:

[+] WINTERBLIGHT: DAMAGE SAP (FROM MEEPO, GIVES 25 BASE ATTACK DAMAGE EVERY TIME YOU LAND AN AUTOATTACK), BINDING ZEAL (FROM RAZOR IN EDGE OF WINTER EVENT 1, LAUNCHES YOUR AUTOATTACKS AT EVERY HOSTILE UNIT WITHIN YOUR ATTACK RANGE), AND FROST FEVER (FROM LINA, GIVES YOU A STACKING ATTACK RANGE AND ATTACK SPEED BUFF EVERY TIME YOU LAND AN AUTOATTACK)
[+] THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY MUCH THE BEST THING POSSIBLE, HOWEVER AXE NEEDS TO STRESS TO YOU HOW FUCKING INFURIATING IT IS TO SET IT UP, BECAUSE LINA AND RAZOR BOTH HAVE 5 ABILITIES, AND MEEPO HAS 2, SO THE SHEER UNLIKELIHOOD OF A SPELL STEALING ATTEMPT TO SUCCEED WILL DRIVE YOU INSANE... BUT ONCE YOU HAVE IT, YOU'LL SET CAVERN EVENT LEVEL RECORDS WITH ABSOLUTE IMPUNITY AND EVERYBODY WILL CALL YOU A CHEATING COCKSUCKER FOR DOING THIS

Extra Info

TESTIMONIALS:

"I have achieved 401K" - Toc Anastar, rabbit petter

"THIS IS A LEGITIMATE 5-STAR REVIEW" - NOT AXE, SATISFIED CUSTOMER

"haha PeniS PENIS PENIS HAHA HAHAHA HEY CHALKY LOOK WHAT I DID CHALKY LOOK LOL" - Deckard Cain, criminal

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Comments

Deckard Cain
07/ 6/20 06:34
I just learned that there is a blue-green Necrophos creep in the new Winterblight Castle area which has only 2 abilities, one of them being Frost Fever. I strongly advise learning it from them instead of Lina creeps.

Deckard Cain
06/21/20 17:27
@LEFT CLICK: THE SIGN ON AXE'S DOOR DOES NOT READ "JOB EXPERIENCE ACCOUNTANT," IT READS "JOB EXPERIENCE COACH." IF YOU WANT SOMEONE WHO COUNTS XP LIKE LITTLE BEANS ALL DAY, TRY HIRING AN APPRENTICE

󠀡󠀡useless
06/18/20 14:32
Instruction unclear. Got fired.

Left Click
06/18/20 12:24
How many years of work experience does this rubick apprentice get per run?

Nintai
06/18/20 09:41
This is madness